FUNNY

{ Posted on 3:56 AM by u and i }
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1. If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na
Munna na its called high B/P..

2. When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you....
Why should only i suffer!!!

3. At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100
million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on.

4. The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why
doesn’t it rain on you?

5. want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da
window... I look down & den... i lauf again.

6. One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of
mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. He angried and called to rani.She told stupid "This was a missed call".

7. Can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it. please help me out, i know you have it, i wil return it .a
sardar asks to ATM machine???????

APRIL FOOL

{ Posted on 3:38 AM by u and i }
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1. Today, tommorow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you. You know
Whose??? Your Own Stupid!!!

2. If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.

3.Your girlfriend is:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.

4. Read each word reversely: A SUOMAF ROTCOD DLOT EM TAHT YLNO LATNEM STNEITAP EVAH EHT TNELAT OT DAER SMS NEVENEHW STI NETTIRW YLESREVER.

5. Feeling bored?

Wondering, what to do?

Open the zip!

Enter your hands in between your zip..

take out your...


book from your bag and study..


6. When are you going to marry me? I can live without you. I love you dear, marry me within this month otherwise i will die.

See, how Aishwarya Rai messaged me! Silly girl.


7. Today, tommorow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you.

You know Whose???
Your Own Stupid!!!
Happy April Fool Day!

FRIENDSHIPDAY

{ Posted on 3:26 AM by u and i }
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1. Good friends care for each other! Close friends understand each other !But ,true friends stay forever beyond . Words.. Time @ distance! Happy friendship day

2. God picked up a flower and dipped it in a DEW, lovingly touched it which turned in to u, and the he gifted to me and said, THIS FRIEND IS 4U.

3.To live a life i need heartbeat, 2 have heartbeat i need a heart, 2 have heart i need happiness, to have happiness i need a friend, and 4 a friend i need U.ALWAYS.

4.Friendship is not a game to play, It is not a word to say, It doesn't start on March and ends on May, It is tomorrow, yesterday, today and everyday.

5.Age appears to be best in some things. Old wood best to burn. Old books best to read. Old rice best to eat and old friends best to keep.

6.True friends are like mornings, u cant have them the whole day, but u can be sure, they will be there when u wakeup tomorrow, next year and forever

ANNIVERSARY

{ Posted on 3:04 AM by u and i }
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1. All my love for you FREE! wishing u a very happy ANNIVERSARY.

2.Happy Anniversary and May your marriage be Blessed with love, joy And companionship For all the years of your lives.

3. I'm sending this bouquet of love To say that I love you so much I hope I say it often enough I want you to know it's true, On this special occasion I want to remind you That you are my everything And my love is true, Happy Anniversary Lover!

4. Hoping that the love you shared years ago Is still as strong today as it was then Bringing you much joy , love and happiness To celebrate again. Happy Anniversary.

5.Nothing in this world Could ever be As wonderful as the love You've given meYour love makes my days so very bright, just knowing you're my darling wife (Husband). Happy Anniversary.

6.I LOVE U are words just three, which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY. so this is what i want to say, live in my heart n there 4 ever stay!

7.Thank You for Being the Love of My Life
Thank you for being the love of my life,
Half of the child asleep in my womb,
A husband whose husbandry made of his wife
Near as blissful a blossom as ever did bloom!
Knight of my nights and dance of my days,
Yours are the eyes in which I am most me.
Only with you will I wend through my ways
Unburdened as heaven, unscathed as the sea!

SMS ; INTRODUCTION

{ Posted on 2:59 AM by u and i }
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CLF Fines Riders Regarding SMS

The CFL says only one team exceeded the 4.2 million dollar salary cap in 2009 and to no one's surprise that team is your Saskatchewan Roughriders. In a release from the CFL, commissioner Marc Cohon says seven of the eight teams adhered to the cap but the Riders were $87, 147 dollars over meaning they have been fined that amount by the league.

With all the injuries the 2008 Riders had to endure, the fact they are over does not surprise me. The fact they are only over by 87-thousand says something for the job Eric Tillman did in managing this cap to the best of his ability. The 2008 Riders as we all know were stretched very thin because of the injuries. Its never great to be handed an 87-thousand dollar fine but when you consider what this could have been, I think Rider fans will take it. I know I will.

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