FUNNY

{ Posted on 3:56 AM by u and i }
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1. If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na
Munna na its called high B/P..

2. When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you....
Why should only i suffer!!!

3. At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100
million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on.

4. The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why
doesn’t it rain on you?

5. want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da
window... I look down & den... i lauf again.

6. One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of
mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. He angried and called to rani.She told stupid "This was a missed call".

7. Can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it. please help me out, i know you have it, i wil return it .a
sardar asks to ATM machine???????

APRIL FOOL

{ Posted on 3:38 AM by u and i }
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1. Today, tommorow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you. You know
Whose??? Your Own Stupid!!!

2. If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.

3.Your girlfriend is:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.

4. Read each word reversely: A SUOMAF ROTCOD DLOT EM TAHT YLNO LATNEM STNEITAP EVAH EHT TNELAT OT DAER SMS NEVENEHW STI NETTIRW YLESREVER.

5. Feeling bored?

Wondering, what to do?

Open the zip!

Enter your hands in between your zip..

take out your...


book from your bag and study..


6. When are you going to marry me? I can live without you. I love you dear, marry me within this month otherwise i will die.

See, how Aishwarya Rai messaged me! Silly girl.


7. Today, tommorow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you.

You know Whose???
Your Own Stupid!!!
Happy April Fool Day!

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